I Will Follow

For Sale: SOB long sleeve T-shirt, size XL, worn only once to happy hour, covered in yak

I had to sit through an entire afternoon of Diversity Training on Monday. We were taught what constitutes sexism, sexual discrimination and sexual harassment.

Also provided were examples of discrimination based on race, religion, and sexual orientation.

I sat there for nearly four hours thinking, “Man, this is so gay.”

I’m going to start sending updates to Twitter from my mobile phone. I invite everyone to follow the SOB on Twitter.

If you’re not familiar with Twitter, it allows people to send quick 140 character messages from the internet or mobile phone.

You can ‘follow’ any Twitter user, such as The SOB, and receive a text message whenever there is an update.

For example, let’s say I just had a confrontation with some bitch at the DMV. As I’m walking out the door, I can send an update to Twitter using my cell phone.

You can then go The SOB website that night to view the video of me giving her the finger.

Of course, this service will unavailable during alcohol-induced blackouts.

Here’s a couple of links if you want to follow the updates:

The SOB on Twitter

Twitter Support – What is following?

You can also access Twitter using your Facebook account.

I’m in the process of updating my Facebook account, but there are only so many sober hours in the day.

Go ahead and get an account setup because it might be a day or two before I start updating via text. The new age touch phone I just bought flickers like a video game when I turn it on.

Drink – I said turn it on.

And don’t forget to order your SOB shirts before they’re either sold out or soiled.

If you walkaway, walkaway. I walkaway, walkaway.