My boner is moving across the Ohio Valley
I somehow contacted a case of the stomach flu, so I’m going to make this short before I shit my pants.
Here’s how I can tell when I’m sick.
FRIEND
Benny, do you want a beer?BENNY
No thanks.FRIEND
What are you - sick?BENNY
Apparently.
The new T-shirts and Koozies have arrived, so be sure to check out the SOB Shop.
I had a barbeque stain on my white tee shirt. She was killing me in that miniskirt.