Roses

I saw a couple of stories on Fox 2 this morning that caught my attention. The first was about some sicko that’s been spreading poop on the walls and light switches in area restaurants. 

I could tell the reporter was a little nervous having to talk about such a disgusting topic. He referred to it as spreading fecal matter.

But let’s call it what it is – some douche bag is rubbing his shit all over the place.

One thing is certain – the po-po will catch his sick ass. And once they do, he should be forced to eat shit for a week.

The other story was about George Clooney being in St. Louis filming a movie. I guess this is a big deal to some people because the Fox 2 website is soliciting comments from those lucky enough to have spotted him.

If I see him, I’m not going to ask for an autograph. I’m going to ask for my $9 back for sitting through Michael Clayton.

I know you’d like to thank your shit don’t stank. But lean a little bit closer see that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo.