Heart And Soul

I finally got a GPS

Here’s a short script I wrote based on events from this morning. This represents a typical morning after I spend the night at my girlfriend’s place.

Benny is feverishly cleaning and making the bed while Girlfriend is in the shower.

               GIRLFRIEND
     (loudly)
Can you turn on the coffee machine?

               BENNY
     (loudly)
Sure.

Benny turns on the coffee machine and continues to clean. When the coffee is done, he walks down the hallway and stands outside the bathroom door.

               BENNY
Do you want cream in your coffee?

               GIRLFRIEND
I don’t want any coffee.

Benny shrugs his shoulders, and walks to the kitchen. He takes the trash out of the can and places it outside the front door. Girlfriend walks out of the bathroom in a towel.

               GIRLFRIEND
Where’s my coffee?

               BENNY
Are you smoking crack?

               GIRLFRIEND
No. Why?

Benny walks back to the kitchen, and pours a cup of coffee. He brings it to her, kisses her on the cheek, and exits through the front door.

She’s hot and cold. She’s got it all, hot loving every night.