WTF?
Update: That is not my ass.Â
Well, well, well… it’s the day after Christmas and I’m drinking at the satellite office. Shocker.Â
Please give a warm SOB welcome to the newest cast members -Â Doug Wetback and Tom B.
Thanks to everyone that has donated money to my pee and cum pill fund. And by everyone, I mean no one. Because of your cheap asses, I will continue to pee the bed and take forever and a day to bust a nut.
But, hey, don’t you worry about me. Go ahead with your suburban lives while I drift off into obscurity.
You’re going to miss me when there’s no more SOB – because the money I would have spent on web hosting was diverted to medication so I wouldn’t pee on my girlfriend in her sleep - with no happy ending.
I have to go now because I need to look at the lines on the upcoming bowl games. Maybe I can hit a 5-team parlay to keep this dream alive.
Well baby I surrender to the strawberry ice cream.