Two Tickets To Paradise

 

‘Tis the season for giving…

At least it must be, because I keep seeing those panhandlers outside my local grocery store ringing bells and begging me to drop money into their red buckets. I mean, these guys are yelling, “Merry Christmas” to me as soon as I get out of the Saab.

So, in the spirit of the season, the SOB is offering an opportunity for everyone to give something back – Help pay for my pee and cum pills.

My doctor wrote two prescriptions recently. One is for the medication that prevents me from peeing the bed after drinking too much. And since quitting drinking isn’t an option, and my current supply is nearly depleted, I need to get this one refilled soon.

The other pill will counteract the side-effect of prolonged ejaculation from another medication. I really need this one because I rarely ‘box the bald-headed champ’ any more. I just don’t have the time.

My insurance does not cover the cost of these two medications:

Pee Pills -  $125
Cum Pills – $150

To make a donation, click on the ‘beer’ icon on the right side of the page, and send a secure payment via PayPal.

The following sponsorship levels are available:

• $5 – Hand Job
• $10 – Doggie Style
• $25 – Golden Shower

 A list of sponsors will appear in a post after the New Year.

Help me get off to a good start in 2009 – Drink, I said get off – Because without your help, I’ll wake up in a wet spot. And it won’t be the good kind.

Won’t you pack your bags. We’ll leave tonight.