Turning Japanese

Hey, thanks for all the beers. I’m keeping a list of donations and will add a “Bought Me a Beer” page soon. 

As regular SOB readers know, Dani-girl isn’t shy about having her pictures displayed on the website. I only wish I had a camera when I ran into her and her family the other night. Her voice introduced us, but her eyes said, “Please don’t say anything about The Summer of Benny.”

I didn’t.

The biggest innovation to ever hit Chinese restaurants is placing a number next to each item. Without them, I doubt I would ever order Chinese takeout.

I’ve never understood how so many immigrants refuse to learn English. If I was moving to a foreign country, learning the native language would be at the top of my “to-do” list. In fact, the first words I would learn would be, “Go f–k yourself.” I think all nationalities use this expression in some form or another. It always seems to come in handy when you’re in traffic.

Stupidity Tax Offense: Someone hears you singing and says, “Don’t quit your day job.” – Cha Ching! $10.

Will Ferrell in Good Cop, Baby Cop (Warning: Contains profanity

High Firefighter

Arrogant dude gets KO’d (Warning: Contains profanity) – Thanks, Ken B.

British bride farts after 4 years of courtship.

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it’s dark.

Benny