Soak Up The Sun

With beautiful weather over the weekend, we decided not to wait for the water. 

On her website, Sheryl Crow said that limiting the use of toilet paper to one square per sitting will help the environment. 

She obviously doesn’t the share the same diet as me.  I’ve also made a mental note never to shake her hand.

Stupidity Tax Offense: “See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya.” – Cha Ching! – $10.

Have you ever been on a modeling gig, fairly certain that the photographer was gay, watched him get drunk, try to leave only to have him get in your face, and then try to kiss you?

Neither has Tom d G.

Celebrating 4/20 in Canada.  I would have liked to have been the proprietor of a pizzeria that afternoon. 

In case you missed it, here’s the Alec Baldwin voicemail to his daughter.  (Warning: Contains profanity.)

One of the best inventions I’ve seen in a while – The Pressurized Piss Launcher.

Football player runs into little kid during a spring scrimmage.  The little boy received thirty stitches, but got a signed football.  Gee, thanks.  School officials may ban children from the playing field next year.  Ya think? 

Check out TV Links.  I’m not sure how long this site will be up, but you can watch television shows, movies, sports, and more.  Why not catch the last episode of Entourage while muting your phone during a conference call?

It’s not having what you want.  It’s wanting what you’ve got.

Benny