Rocket Man

Yesterday’s news about the alleged love triangle between astronauts got me to thinking about something I’ve always wondered.  Has NASA ever performed experiments on human sexuality in space? 

Sex in zero gravity would probably require some sort of apparatus in order to hold a fornicating couple together.  Otherwise, thrusting could be a serious problem.  However, foreplay would no longer be an issue.

I’ve often fantasized about being strapped into a seat on the Space Shuttle directly across from Pamela Anderson.  In my perverted dream, I rub one out, and watch the fruits of my labor slowly drift toward her while she eagerly awaits my payload with her mouth wide…

But, I digress… 

Stupidity Tax Offense: Using “lol” or “🙂” to express laughter in an email or post. – Cha Ching!  $10.

I like shopping at Trader Joe’s, but I always feel like hugging a tree when I leave.

AMC Theaters is offering a chance to see all of this year’s Oscar nominees for Best Picture on Saturday, February 24th.  For $30, you can watch all five films, and get unlimited refills of popcorn and soda. 

I’m hoping adult book stores follow their lead.

Manage your anger safely by playing Whack Your Boss.

This chick must have great friends. – Thanks, Mike K.

Balls Out Jeans (Warning: Contains nudity.)

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.

Benny