Add It Up

I bought hotdogs and buns at the grocery store this weekend, and was glad to see the hotdog and bun people are finally working together.  Both items now come in equal packages of eight. 

Stupidity Tax Offense: Putting ketchup on a hotdog. – Cha Ching. – $10.

“Nah, this stuff isn’t getting to me — the shootings, the knifings, the beatings… old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks. Nah, that doesn’t bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It’s watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody… I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog.” – Detective Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) in Sudden Impact.

Is Tom d G in New York?  “It’s the protein.”

Dani-girl kisses Abby on New Year’s Eve.  I’ve always admired the way Abby holds her beer.  And by beer, I mean beer bottle.

How not to socialize with co-workers.  (Warning: Contains profanity).

A note to the chickie poo who left half of her McFlurry in my freezer: I nuked it, poured the melted contents into the sink, and used it as a spit cup. 

My new favorite sports reporter.

This would get me to the gym every day.  (Warning: Contains nudity).

The Winner of the 2006 “That’s not my job” award. – Thanks, Tory K.

Students at Ivy League universities are hosting naked parties.  What’s the big deal?  I went to a college in southwest Missouri and my fraternity had naked parties all the time.  We called them sorority mixers.

But I look at you pants and I need a kiss.

Benny