10 Things I Hate About You

A friend recently told me that his girlfriend made him wait six months before having sex.  The only situation where this is acceptable is when your girlfriend is 17 1/2 years old. 

Stupidity Tax Offense: Someone getting ready to leave says, “I’m off like a prom dress.” – Cha Ching! – $10.

I used a customer’s bathroom today, and the douche bag that used it before me had pissed all over the toilet seat.  I didn’t want my customer to think I did it, but I most certainly wasn’t going to clean it.  So, I used my foot to lift the seat, drained the main vain, and left. 

This got me to thinking about people that truly annoy me.  This is just a small sampling, but I typically don’t get along with people who:

• prefer the soundtrack to “Beaches” over the Rolling Stones “Some Girls.”
• ask a question, and then answer it.  “Am I annoying when I do this?  Yes.”
• interrupt others when they are speaking. 
• watch The Nanny.
• don’t like Seinfeld.
• have no balls to speak up when they disagree.
• think they are always right, and then don’t admit when they are wrong.
• have Successories pictures hanging in their office.
• demand it is their civil right for a paid holiday on MLK’s Birthday, and then spend it playing craps at the casino.
• think Rap/Hip Hop is music.
• thought Howard Dean would have made a great President.
• answer a customer service call as “Frank” even though they are working in India, and representing a US corporation. 

This is about to get good.  Stay tuned.

Benny