Pinch Me

As if things weren’t looking bad enough for Republicans in November, former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson is campaigning for the GOP Senate candidate in Maryland.  That should help. 

What did Mike Tyson say when they put him into solitary confinement?
“Hey, where did everybody go?”  (The punch line is funnier if you say it in a Mike Tyson voice).

Major League Baseball struck a marketing deal that will allow certain team logos to appear on coffins and urns.  Now, Cub fans can keep their World Series drought intact; even in the afterlife.

Sports Illustrated has compiled a list of the best sports meltdowns of all-time. – Thanks, Dave B.

Happy 80th Birthday, Chuck Berry.  

Crown Valley Winery just released a new line of Chuck Berry Wines.  Nothing says “Class” more than sipping on a glass of Chuck BERRY BlackBERRY.

I’ve had the same wallet for more than 8 years.

New Stupidity Tax Offense:  “Is that decaffeinated coffee or high octane?” – Cha Ching – $10.

It’s colder than it looks outside.

Benny