Having a website and not knowing much about programming has been difficult at times. On a scale of 1-10, 1 being an infant and 10 being Bill Gates, I am probably a 4. I have learned one thing – Yahoo! Help is an oxymoron.
I’ve updated the Summer of Benny homepage to include the blog, but it obviously needs work. Be patient as I’m cutting down on porn surfing to learn HTML, CSS, PHP, and whatever other stupid programs this crap uses.Â
New Stupidity Tax Offense – “Looks like we’re playing phone tag.” – Cha Ching – $10.
Tip of the Day:
If a hot girl is coming into town and asks if your place is clean because she may be staying there; just say yes and start cleaning.
So, I’m watching the MLB playoffs, and it occurs to me how this sport sets itself apart from others.Â
After an NFL game, coaches and players meet in the middle of the field and congratulate each other on a good game.Â
NHL players line-up and shake the hands of their opponent.Â
NBA teams huddle and decide where they’re going after the game to meet white women.Â
Not baseball; the catcher and pitcher hug, while their teammates gather around them and high-5 each other. The losing team exits the field and makes their way to the clubhouse with no acknowledgement of the winners. Â
I don’t know why I wrote this other than to make the NBA reference.
Well, the clock says it’s time to close now.
BennyÂ