Been Caught Stealing

I went to Taco Tuesday with Gina Party on, well Tuesday. I watched an older man walk into the restaurant, and ask our waitress if he could speak with the manager. He was wearing grubby shorts, an old white t-shirt that barely covered his humongous gut, and looked like he was in need of a tetanus shot.

She replied by saying that she would be happy to get the manager, and politely asked him to wait by the greeter stand. I know there is a French word for this restaurant position, but I’m not in the mood to Google it.

As he walked over to the greeter stand, he stopped at the happy hour food, grabbed a tacquito, took a bite, and placed the remainder on a stack of plates; a stack of plates used by restaurant patrons.

When he finally made it to the greeter stand, I pointed out the half-eaten tacquito to Gina. She was disgusted, and asked who did it.

I pointed and said, “Him.”

He turned around to avoid my stare just as the manager walked up. I watched them talk for a couple of minutes, and then she handed him a card.

After he left, I asked the manager what had transpired. She said that he had a story about being in their establishment the previous week and had experienced poor service. He didn’t say anything at the time because his wife would have been embarrassed.

She gave the douche bag a coupon for two free meals.

I then told the manager that my (almost finished) bottle of beer seemed a bit stale. She smiled, and returned with two refills. Sweet.

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Hey all right! If I get by, it’s mine. Mine all mine!

Benny